The 12 Davises of Xmas

[Ren Ching]

For RD who keeps the "Brown Santa" busy year round. Always hawkin' his goods on the forums and bringing merriment to our lives around the campfire and over the telephone wires.



"The 12 Davises of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
A part from a Series Three



On the second day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the third day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the fourth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the fifth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the sixth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the seventh day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the eighth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Eight Mercedes engine mounts
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the ninth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Nine glow plugs glowing
Eight Mercedes engine mounts
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the tenth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Ten stacked up washers
Nine glow plugs glowing
Eight Mercedes engine mounts
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the eleventh day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
Eleven heated filters
Ten stacked up washers
Nine glow plugs glowing
Eight Mercedes engine mounts
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three


On the twelfth day of Christmas Robert Davis sent to me
12 volt fuel pumps pumping
Eleven heated filters
Ten stacked up washers
Nine glow plugs glowing
Eight Mercedes engine mounts
Seven sedimenters
Six diesel starters
Five used hose clamps
Four new injectors
Three Italian field kitchens
Two old propane stoves, and
A part from a Series Three

 

[Overlander]

well played!

 

[javelinadave]

Freaking awesome!

 

[Dan kemper]

Ha. Just got done using his crank pulley tool. Money. Installing his starter tomorrow and then the sediment the following day. Funny

 

[Uncle Douglas]

Tenth day brings back memories. Good to see you on the forums again Dave.

 

[RDavisinVA]

That is one funny post.
Imagine what Dave could do if he put all that creative humor to good use...
The Dave Bobeck show, with special guest star "puppet pants" (a small marionette with a different pair of pants each time he appears on the screen).

Then the skit about a drunken fool who couldn't eat for a few days because he had to expel the pill camera so he just drank a few bottle of high gravity Belgian Tripel and then argued about getting to Tansania from Nairobi by going through Uganda because Lake Victoria is in the way!
Then when the pill came out the next night, it stayed in the bottom of the compost toilet winking with a flash until the battery went dead.

 

[Solarguy]

Post of the year in my book

 

[chris snell]

Awesome. This deserves a Technical Excellence sticker (songwriting category)!

 

[chuckc4]

NICE!