Automotive/Land Rover related jokes

MountainD

Technical Excellence Contributor
A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first auto shop. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk. He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
 

Tomaco1

Well-known member
A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first auto shop. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk. He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
That’s perfect, but I probably can‘t tell the automotive students at school that one.
 

evilfij

Well-known member
In 1998, Toyota introduced the new land cruiser, the FZJ100. The Toyota engineers, to demonstrate the precision with which it was made placed a rabbit in the vehicle. They came back two days later and the rabbit had died of asphyxiation.

Hearing of this, the BMW engineers, owners of Land Rover at the time, took a new TD5 110 off the line, and dutifully placed a rabbit in the defender. They came back two days later and the rabbit was gone.
 

evilfij

Well-known member
Nigel, the intrepid line worker at solihul, found that the alternators on the new Range Rover would catch fire.

He marched upstairs to the office of the Lucas engineer and explained, this thing is crap, it has a short circuit!

The Lucas engineer replied, not to worry, he would extend the wires.
 

pmatusov

Technical Excellence Contributor
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Thought it belongs here:
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Tomaco1

Well-known member
A midget, psychic escaped from prison.

News reports: Small, medium at large!



please excuse the political incorrectness, substituting little person in ruined the joke.

heard this from a student the other day when I told them I was out of jokes.
 
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